As bent as a coat-hanger poking out a cone
As twisted as leprosy wrecking vital limbs
As loaded as a road-train barrelling down a deserted highway
As wasted as a wastrel in the universal gutter
As beaten as a homeless person on a cold night
As frozen as welcome as an icy-pole in summer
As hungry as cancer devouring the body
As hurtful as a punch in the face
As piercing as bone through flesh
As miserable as a lonely fat person
As dense as paranoia in sleepless nights
As frigid as fear of dying of fright
As useless as a broken phone
To you