Oh unobtainable woman
I’m scared to hit on you
You’d probably tell me to fuck off
Then I’d go sniff some glue
Oh unobtainable woman
Your boobies are so cool
I long to kiss them all night long
I’ll always be your fool
Oh unobtainable woman
I dreamt of you last night
Can’t tell you what we got up to
Hiding from the light
Oh unobtainable woman
I long to be your friend
I promise not to get pervy
And slap your rear end